theussenterprisencc1701:

budweiner:

barebackinq:

barebackinq:

im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao 

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This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie

#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life

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Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

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megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

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